Best thing I’ve heard all day
“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.
Anonymous asked:
You've never gotten high?
Great..more rejection and failure. My fav 👍
I just wish I could help my mom and my sisters more during what they are going through. Men really aint shit they waste a whole family for community pussy. Smh in my dreams I went tf off and beat some ass. Life is a damn shame but its gonna be okay..
beyoncebeytwice answered:
one time i was at this party where everyone was high and i was the only one not smoking and this dude told me “those that are above the influence….. are always the highest of them all” and that will stick with me forever
He was talking about himself
President Obama tries to get a driver’s license
this is funny
his face in the last one 😭😭😭
I don’t care about your political beliefs, but just compare Obama’s sense of humor to Trump’s fat shaming and jokes about disabled people and goddamn I miss Obama.
Goat
Azelia coming for Nick Cannon but people are saying she is lying out her ass.
She went on Wild n Out and claims that they had colorist jokes and that it made her cry. People are saying there were no colorist jokes made and she isn’t be truthful. That she cried because she couldn’t handle the jokes. Interesting.
I need to hear the colorist jokes first because EVERYBODY said she was lying when she said Russell Crowe spat on her and assaulted her, even the people at the event, until the truth finally came out and no one apologized to her for painting her as a liar. Everybody quickly believed she was lying or being dramatic because it’s Azealia.
Colorist jokes are usually “not that bad” or “not that serious” to people that they don’t affect (same people that will cry buckets over racist “jokes”), so i need to hear them first before i can judge this situation.
Yea I’m hoping the footage gets leaked somehow.
Azelia Banks has her good and bad days
But i mean even if they hit her with colorist jokes it’s a show about getting roasted
Build a bridge and get over it
I read the thing in FB hold up lemme get it, bc DC Young Fly really just said (paraphrasing) “you dumb ugly”… The person who posted this was a VIP-type guest (cast guest)
Lmao I knew it.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?
Not telling anybody.
Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….
Mom: Do you have McDonald’s mon…
😂😂😂 the Rihanna gif
this is the money Rihanna, reblog to have someone throw money at you
